As sibling rivalry forms the backbone of my existence, I am slightly obsessed with birth order and how this dictates who / what we turn out to be. It affects everyone and is the perfect intersection of nature vs. nurture; instinctive survival combined with how much attention mummy gave me.
They say the eldest are socially dominant, highly intellectual and extremely conscientious. Unfortunately, they’re also less open to new ideas, sensitive to criticism, prone to perfectionism and people pleasing. Perfect career: Lawyer.
Youngest children unsurprisingly tend to be dependent, selfish and hard to discipline. But they’re also considered to be the life of the party – fun, confident, and comfortable entertaining others. Perfect career: Stand up comedian.
Middle children are often competitive in nature, making them natural entrepreneurs later in life. Eager for parental praise they often develop musical, sporting or academic gifts. Perfect career: Owner of semi-pro softball league
And then there’s the only child. They are regularly spoiled and have a hard time when they don’t get their own way. They’re often mature for their age, wowing people with their vocabulary and their comfort in adult circles. Plus, all that self-entertaining fosters creativity. Perfect career: Writer-slash-actor-slash-director
So where does the Amalgamated group fair in this theory?
I think we could all take a pretty accurate guess about some individuals at 145 West 30th but in order to ensure this is a credible, objective and scientific study, I asked everyone on Survey monkey.
Of all the people in the office today:
46.7% Oldest
6.7% Middle
40.0% Youngest
6.7% Only
So, in conclusion, Amalgamated is nearly half Comedian and half Lawyer with a few people trying to impress in-between. That sounds just about right. -LS